Saturday, June 7, 2008

How to beat the odds and ALWAYS WIN at BLACKJACK!

Hello to all buck hunters out there! Today I'm in no mood for serious stuff, so here I am telling you how to win at online blackjack. It's possible and you can see for yourself - it's just that you need to follow some guidelines, never break the rules below and always stay calm. Here's the philosophy of winning at blackjack as I tested it, and it does work - just try sticking to the rules and you should be fine:

BLACKJACK WINNER'S DECALOGUE

1) Open a betting account with Gamebookers and deposit some cash (click here to register). Do not play in professional online casinos, things are more difficult over there and these rules don't apply so well. Be careful not to deposit money you cannot afford to lose. If you must gamble, do it responsibly and for fun - this is NOT going to bring you millions anyway, but it might give you some nice bucks for a weekend getaway with your girlfriend, if you're smart enough. After making your deposit, go to their casino and buy some chips. Use the maximum amount you have available, but make sure it's not too much though.

2) DO NOT PLAY ANYTHING ELSE BUT BLACKJACK! I'm serious, this is the only one worth risking your money on (that's why many promotions don't include it in the list of allowed games). No roulette, no stupid pokers, just the good old BJ! ;)

3) IF POSSIBLE, ALWAYS PLAY IN THE SMALL BETS ROOM - the 0.1$-5$ room if you have under 50-80$ in your account. For 100$ and above you should use the next room, but DO NOT PLAY IN THE BIG ROOM (where a minimum bet is 10$), no matter how much you wanna gamble. I'd advise against gambling too much anyway, but if you must do this to get your adrenaline pumping then stick to the middle room.

4) Betting procedure: Start betting small, some 2% of your entire capital (you can do this if you stick to the kiddies' room:)). If you win, you bet the same amount once again(2%). If you lose, you start over. if you win again you go ahead and double the last stake for a last bet with all your profit so far (4%). If you win a 3rd time, then u make 8% profit already, and you GET OUT. Close the session and let the money go back in your GB account, and come back in a few minutes. If you lose, you're right back where you started, and you start over again. If you must stay after 3 wins, lower the bet to 2% again (you are now up 8%, so you can afford to lose once or twice).
If you lose from the first bet then you must add 50% to your original amount. If you bet 1$ you have to go with 1.50$ next. If you still lose then you must gamble 3.50, and so on. Like that, whenever you get out of your bad streak you will have some profit left, and that's probably when you want to go for more - that will usually be your HOT time at the table, make the most of it. Keep doing it over and over, and try to stay calm. One win only can bring you back in the cards. You have a low chance of losing more than 10 times in a row, so keep your shirt on and don't fold - with 50$ in your account you can start 10c, then if you lose play 20, then 40/30, then 80/60, etc.

5) You will have your share of winning streaks , and few losing ones. The losing ones are inevitable, so you must minimize losses. The winning ones must be profitable enough to compensate for your losses. Rule of thumb: you can have 3-5 wins in a row, with a possible blackjack too, you must know when you're hot and add more to your bets. When you start losing you will know it, cause all you get is shitty cards all the time and the house has a 10 or a figure card almost all the time. You can lose - get this! - up to 10 times in a row against the house!! I know, that's just not possible, huh? Well, it is! That's why I say bet small at first and set your targets low. When things go sour and you start losing from the very beginning you will need cash to cover your losses. When things get sweet and you make some cash - you take it and get the hack outta there, and fast! ;) And then you come back...

6) how to choose if you stand or hit / double: generally, when you get a sum of 11 you can double (especially if you are winning). If the last 2-3 bets were losses DO NOT DO IT, just hit. For 12 and 13 you can hit, but I prefer standing, especially if the house has a card from 2 to 6. If the house has at least a 7 chances are higher to get a valid 17+ sum, so maybe you should hit too and take your chance. Whenever possible and sensible, don't push it, just stand. I made a lot of money by just NOT pushing it, it's really a detail that can make a big difference. Don't split unless you have 2 tens or figure cards.

7) Once you are set on a losing streak, after 3/4 losses try to give yourself a break by betting only the amount required to break even. If you lose, it's ok, since you got your money back and you can start over - if you lose then you won something in the "always double" game. Then next add more, and then more and more. Increase/double your bet with every loss, and stay calm. At some point you will most likely win one hand and make up for all the losses. VERY IMPORTANT: when that happens (you are at break even now) do not go back to betting 2%, but BET 25%/50% OF YOUR LAST BET (the one you won, the big one!). If you win, double it for a final "all or nothing". A streak of 3 would bring you a lot of cash, a loss after 2 wins will bring you back to break even. If you win 3 in a row you GET OUT, if you break even you get out and come back in a few minutes for a new session. Either way, get out at this point!

8) insurances - NEVER pay it when you have BJ, never EVER! when you have 20, it's worth paying it (anyway if the house has no blackjack there are very few chances to have 21, so you are 90% guaranteed winner, you don't want to lose stupidly if he has BJ, right?). Othewise, for a sum of less than 19 do not pay it - in this case DO NOT STAND with a small sum, try to go for 21, the HOUSE is NEVER BUSTED after you were asked for an insurance. It NEVER happened to me, although I've been in this situation hundreds of times. Generally, I lost...

9) Be happy with a small profit of 5%-10% per session. That will increase your capital, your confidence in the rules and your tolerance for disaster. You should be able to build a nice 100% profit soon, and from that point on play without risk for more and more cash. But NEVER get too greedy and NEVER BET ALL YOU HAVE, unless that's after a streak of many many losses in a row, ideally more than 8!

10) Never leave the table in the middle of a losing streak - try doing it after winning 3-4 bets in a row. Quit while you're in glory! ;)

GOOD LUCK making a quick buck out of this, and let me know how these rules are working for you! Keep calm and always remember this should be just for fun. The moment you start making big money (very small chance anyway!), they will do the utmost to bust you, therefore be smart and don't lose your head! Enjoy your weekend and stay close, more money making opportunities coming up! ;)

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